Close Your Mouth, Please, Michael. We Are Not a Codfish

When I was in middle school, I nannied for two little children. Jordie was four and Jessi was two. I was their nanny for two years before they moved to a different state. I still keep in contact with them and their mom, and I have been over there to visit a few times. I got an email from the mom today telling me that Jordie shaves has a girlfriend. A girlfriend. What the? When did that happen? My baby! Oh man, I remember when he was just a little guy, sticking toys down his pants.

Oh man, I am so old.