My name is K-lizzle! I am freaking awesome! YOUR MOM.
I ran a 5K today and I totally kicked its butt. I am also the coolest person to ever walk the planet, for behold, I stayed behind and saved the Kris from certain lonely doom. Also I totally scared a cop!
Also I am basically James Bond. Except I am a girl. I am a girl James Bond. I am, Jamie Bond.
I need to move to the Salt Lake valley.... TOMORROW!!